Jon: The actualization of a childhood dream!

American Gladiator’s is my root!

I can not express enough how excited I am that America’s screen writers have gone on strike, thus forcing networks to come up with non-scripted shows. This has led to the 2008 rebirth of perhaps the best (and gayest) competitive sports show of all time….

In 1992, as a pubescent 12 year old queer kid,

I was facinated by exactly two things: 

Strong Women:



Men in tights who might come into contact with other men in tights:


Everyday I would rush home from school and watch syndicated afternoon versions of the show (I think on the USA network).  When I think of the direction that my queer life took (strong feminist beliefs rooted in music and art as well as sweaty gay sex with hot dudes) I can’t help but believe that my gay root is none other than American Gladiators. I am very excited to inform you all, it gets even gayer! Due to the growing strength and easy access of  the information age, racey media has never been more easily seen by current twelve year old gay pubescent feminist leaning fags. I give you the greatest moment in American Gladiator history:


Yes. It is very, very, very true! To see the NSFW pictures, click here!

We can only hope that there will be more Gladiator jousting sticks (har har) up for view in the coming months.











2 Responses to “Jon: The actualization of a childhood dream!”

  1. 1 thepoliticsofdancing
    January 7, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    I have to say, that both of those men have some of the most disgusting thighs I have ever seen.

  2. January 9, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    OMG I totally watched this show the other night and felt like I was a kid again! HELL YEAH! Couple of hott ladies for sure. I’m STOKED!

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