03
Feb
08

Paul: Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse Dead to Us?…


…well, almost.
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  These badgirls had better watch their step, common wisdom has it that they’re pretty close to going too far. If you haven’t heard the heavily publicized stories lately, the Alternative Press has already prepared an obituary for Spears in light of her recent batshit crazy behavior. You have to feel a little sorry for her. Rather than respecting her privacy and refraining from publicizing her meltdowns in the most tasteless way possible, they seem to be cheering her on to suicide!
  As for Winehouse, even her own mother is resigned to the inevitablilty of her impending drug-related demise. “I’ve already come to terms with her death,” she said in a startling interview in last Sunday’s The Mirror. “I’ve steeled myself to ask her what ground she wants to be buried in, which cemetery. Because the drugs will get her if she stays on this road.” There’s no question Winehouse is severely fucked up, just watch this video of her smoking crack, but I think her mom’s comments might be a little alarmist. Marion Barry smoked crack and it didn’t stop him from being reelected mayor of Washington, D.C. Now that Spears is in the hospital undergoing mental treatment she can get herself back on track, also. If these two kick the bucket it will be a sad day. Unlike most celebrities, they make us feel better about ourselves rather than inferior. Yes, they’re dumb and fucked up, but the world needs them goddammit!

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1 Response to “Paul: Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse Dead to Us?…”


  1. 1 Nickey Robo
    February 3, 2008 at 10:22 pm

    I know it’s very depressing to say, but what Amy Winehouse’s mom said is pretty standard for anyone that loves an addict. You just kind of accept that they may very well die.

    As for the obituary thing, a lot of celebrities have their obituaries written long before they die… I think the AP thing got blown way out of proportion.


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