Paul: Anal Bleaching…

…what will they think of next!?

It doesn’t seem like the safest thing in the world, but apparently there is a significant demand for anal bleaching products. I blame the internet for this one, since I doubt anyone would have bought such a product over the counter from a drug store. Apparently over time pooping can actually discolor the skin around your anus, yuck! That is just not pretty, fortunately it’s not a problem for me, but according to this website, “you can prevent anal staining by being cautious in the bathroom. We suggest using a moist wipe after every bowel movement. This will ensure the area stays clean and stain free.”

Hear what some people have to say about how anal bleaching has changed their life:

I was reluctant at first but was suprised at the “clean” feeling just knowing that my anus is now fit for public viewing. I can whip my trousers down anytime and no longer have to worry about the “big brown eye” I recommend that everyone should bleach their anus – Frank

Thank god I found anal bleaching when I did. My bum hole was a real bad colour due to over 30 years of use. Now that my anus has been bleached, it’s like I have a new arsehole all ready to go again!  – Walphie

I know some of you people have this problem, and fortunately I’m here to help. I found a place where you can purchase a 2.5 oz. tub of an anal bleaching cream for only $9.99 (plus S+H). A lot of products sell for a whole lot more than that. If you’re interested (and I know you are) click the link!


6 Responses to “Paul: Anal Bleaching…”

  1. April 15, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    i haven’t seen my asshole in years, so… oh hell, i’m from l.a. who am i kidding? i’m SO on board with this.

  2. 2 Mexi
    April 16, 2008 at 9:30 am

    That’s some fine acting the doctor is doing!

  3. 3 The Bearded Traveler
    April 16, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Great. Next, they can convince people to bleach their plonker since it’s “all red and weird” compared to the rest of your skin.
    Then, there’ll be sculpting your plonker to look like a nice, tidy dildo instead of some “weird” biological organ.
    The possibilities do end, but the ridiculousness, THAT I’m sure is endless.

  4. 4 gaycondo
    April 16, 2008 at 8:22 pm

    “sculpting your plonker,”
    …now there’s a million dollar idea!

  5. March 17, 2010 at 2:13 am

    Actually the dark colour around the anus is (in most caes!) not caused by “poop stains” but by an enzyme called tyrosinase. The lotions used for anal bleaching will block the tyrosinase production in the skin. Talk about “long term poop stains” is just marketing bullsh*t to convince people that they are dirty.

  6. 6 sodomaxx
    August 8, 2010 at 3:26 am

    you can also use lemon juice to bleach any skin discolouration,
    usually 2 or 3 applications is enough, love your video, keep up the good work 😉

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