Archive for May, 2008

31
May
08

Paul: Scott McClellan might be a little gay…

…another right wing closet case?

Speculations about McClellan’s sexual orientation aren’t new, but I think they are interesting in the context of his new White House expose. McClellan’s mom has been active in Texas politics for decades and was the governor of Austin from 1977-1983. Back in Bush’s days as governor McClellan was reportedly a regular at Austin gay bars. There are also rumors that he had a “special relationship” with phony White House reporter/male escort Jeff Gannon. What’s with all these right-wing fags surfacing during Bush’s presidency?

Still, the fact that McClellan has come out with this book is somewhat commendable, it suggests that he has some sort of self awareness/conscience. It is definately too little, too late, though. As Press Secretary during the 2004 election he had a pretty tough job, which required him to lie left and right. If I remember correctly he was a pretty shitty liar, he always looked so uncomfortable! He was obviously cognizant of the war agenda he writes about in his book, and he could have done something about it then. He finally resigned three years into the job but waited until now to air his grievances

As far as the gay thing, I don’t really know. Back in his college days he was a fraternity douche. I bet he has a few tendencies but you can’t really call him gay. I think he’s just a “straight” guy who just really likes to suck come cock every now and then.

29
May
08

Paul: Mackenzie Rosman (7th Heaven) is totally gay!

…I wonder what her TV mother would say?

I used to marginally enjoy watching 7th Heaven, but I always thought that Jessica Biel was the most likely to turn out gay. Mackenzie Rosman played the spunky little curly-haired girl Ruthie. She’s 19 now and has blossomed into a hot piece of lesbian ass. I was clued into this a while back via Amanda-Faye’s blog, she’s like my go-to girl for all the Hollywood lesbian dirt. Recently photos have surfaced on the internet of her sucking face with another girl. I’m not going to post them here but if you must see them click here.

here’s a clip of some of the disgustingly wholesome garbage she portrayed for 10 years.

 

 

27
May
08

Paul: Before You Say Anything Bad About Kirsten Dunst, Watch This Video…

…the sordid side a child star’s life.

Kirsten Dunst recently checked into a rehab facility for depression. I didn’t know that you could actually do that, but depression is definately a very serious issue and if you have the means to take a couple of weeks to relax and work on it I suppose you should do so. This video explains a lot about why she might have some issues. Her parents are totally fucking psycho.

In this home video she’s about 13 or so and they are trying to prep her for some sort of interview. Just watch it, the footage speaks for itself. My favorite part is when they ask her how it was working with Tom Cruise and she says she thought he was kind of wierd. Not only did her parents work a number on her, but mega-hottie Jake Gyllenhaal dumped her ass for goodie-two-shoes Reese Witherspoon. That would depress the hell out of me, too.

It makes me sad that people are making fun of her, I hope she gets well soon and goes back to work. She’s mostly been in pretty solid films, no one plays crazy quite like she does. Check out this f-ed up scene from Interview With The Vampire:


 

27
May
08

Jon: The truth about hidden dinosaurs, crop circles, Fonzy, and Jesus….

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…find out NOW on Gaycondo!!

I’ve done this a few times before, but for those of you newer to the blog here is the scoop:

WordPress, the fabulous company that hosts Gaycondo, shares with us a lot of interesting data about who is reading our blog. One of my favorite pieces of info they give us is a list of the most common search terms people use everyday in order to find out blog. You would think that they would be pretty straight forward. They are not.

Today we had some pretty fantastic searches pop up. Here is a screen capture:

 

 

26
May
08

Jon: Immortalize your furry friend…

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Queer Portland artist and power-zinester Nicole Georges has been publishing her awesome narrative illustration zine Invincible Summer for quite a while now, but did you know that she also creates one of a kind pet portraits for a totally reasonable price? I think she catches something really special with her slightly off center depiction of out four legged friends….

26
May
08

Paul: Music Video Monday

L7 – Pretend We’re Dead


 

25
May
08

Paul: I Wish I Thought of This First…

…WANTS FOR SALE

A New York artist couple have started a website called Wants For Sale that is fucking genius. Here’s how it works: 

                                         1. Think of something you want.

                                         2. Make an amateurish painting of it.

                                         3. Sell it on the internet for the price of the real thing.

                                         4. Use the money to buy said thing.

So far they’ve gotten an i-phne, gym memberships, fancy restaurant dinners, and a Nintendo Wii. People are so fucking stupid that they actually fall for it! The couple throws in stuff like a slice of pizza to make it seem like they’re not just being completely greedy, since the cost of materials is clearly higher than the cost of something like that. Perhaps there is some useful message here about consumer culture and materialism, but if you’re enough of a sucker to buy one you probably don’t get it. They’re stupid paintings that probably take about 10 minutes to do. Below is my favorite: