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KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: April in Review

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Gaycondo has successfully reached the 4 month period! In the context of romantic relations, the 4 month period is the time when newfound love is slowly tapering from sex every 3 hours to perhaps every other time the couple sees each other. There may be some inner-turmoil between the couple leading them to question the status of their relationship. Fights or hot make up sex may ensue.

In the context of blogging, unlike early stage romantic breakups, we, the writers, have triumphed yet another month proving that spewing the unimportant, extraordinary, creative, hilarious BS can conquer all negative forms of human communication!!!!

From one writer’s perspective here ’tis:

Gaycondo: April in Review

Jon: Searching for Grey Gardens : Jon discovers people are capitalizing on Edith Bouvier Beale, Jackie Onassis’s cousin, who made herself a legend in the 1975 documentary, Grey Gardens. For shame!….and money.

KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: Welcome to the Digital Era : Eff people who think you can’t get passionate/academic if you drop out of college! This is my first essay about how big things ARE currently happening in how we perceive, contribute and discover culture due to advancements in musical/digital technology through the power of the Internet.

Jon: “Magic Johnson” is totally gay… : No, not the superstar who magically lowered his condition of HIV. Instead check out one of our new favorite local bands, Magic Johnson, as they participate in a music video project called The Penny Jam. The location is “The Dollar Scholar” which is not only the best dollar store in Portland but also the place where I purchase my laundry detergent.

KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: Chores…Tragically UnHeard Of: Here at gaycondo we all do Chores. Unfortunately, not the people of the band, Chores, but the actual act of cleaning. Luckily for us, I scored a sweet interview with the band right after they got home from a romp in California. If you’re looking to add a bit of inspiration into your vocabulary to help you get through sweeping the floor, read this post.

Paul: America Has Lost It’s Edge!: This show documents America’s Next Top Model (which globally is becoming ______’s Next Top Model).

Jon: The best “drag” performance I’ve ever seen: Which surprising enough does NOT feature Divine but instead another diva icon in it’s finale.

KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: Bridging the Bering Strait: WTF! Building a bridge across the BERING STRAIT!!! YOU CRAZY!

Jon: We Finally get to see what Kris Van Assche of Dior is up to: Finally I get to read a runway fashion post I actually AGREE WITH!

Beth: Making fun of the homophobic: Beth is kind of like the “Where’s Waldo?” gal of gaycondo. And she hates homophobes.

STUFF QUEER PEOPLE LIKE: Shamelessly ripping off the concept behind “Stuff White People Like”, Jon starts a new project: “Stuff Queer People Like” details shit that actually matters.

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3 Responses to “KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: April in Review”


  1. 1 The Bearded Traveler
    May 1, 2008 at 10:57 am

    Not to get all serious, but I think Magic Johnson (Not The Band) is magically
    healthy because he’s rich (athletes made a fair amount of money in the 80s,
    but he also has the nationwide chains of movie theaters, and investments, I’m sure),
    and he prob wouldn’t be quite in good health otherwise.
    I think of the guy, Jobriath, in the video I recently sent you.* When he died, I’m sure
    neither he had the funds nor scientists yet had the answers/ skills to save his life.

    You already know those general facts, surely, but forgive the little pontification since
    health care is a big election issue. Also, it must be admitted that I am shamelessly
    campaigning for that Jobriath video* to be the next Gay Condo feature. Come on!
    It rocks, he is the gayest thing ever, and I am a most loyal Gay Condo reader!

    Dollar Scholar is crazy. I got some kitchenware there.

    * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXks3Xjydh0

  2. 2 Ruthie
    May 1, 2008 at 10:37 pm

    Come thee to our joyous seance

  3. 3 Ruthie
    May 1, 2008 at 10:40 pm

    For Glorious Sabbat

    Saturday, May 3, 7:00PM
    7235 x NE 11th
    7:00pm

    Tandemnation
    Palo Verde
    Gay D’s
    SEI HEXE (coven of Katherine, Julie, Melissa, and Ruthie)


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