07
May
08

Paul: Attn. all Portland lesbians!

… Chelsea Clinton coming to the E-room Tuesday, May 13!

I am so pissed that I have prior commitments that night! I guess the Clinton campaign has figured out where Chelsea’s appeal lies. As a member of the younger generation Chelsea doesn’t have all the baggage from the Defense of Marriage Act and other fucked up shit her daddy did. Her gay-friendliness is natural rather than a position she gradually came to. I really think Hillary’s campaign is dead in the water, but should Chelsea ever run for public office I would be all over that shit! She’s clearly a hell of a lot smarter than the Bush twins, and for all the fun the media made about her appearance she turned out to be a total fox! Jon says she’s the Tori Spelling of politics.

Chelsea will be collecting ballots with singer-songwriter Sophie B. Hawkins. I never knew that Hawkins was queer, but apparently she is. I assume this means that she lives here, too – which is also news to me. What the hell ever happened to her? Back in the day she made some solid pop songs. The E-Room has a bumpin’ karaoke room, I wonder if Hawkins can be talked into doing one of her own songs… I remember one time this video of hers came on and my mom made me change the channel. When it came out I was an unwordly 9 years-old and didn’t catch on to the fact that it’s kind of a nasty song (in a good way). Check it out!

via Towleroad

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1 Response to “Paul: Attn. all Portland lesbians!”


  1. 1 The Bearded Traveler
    May 8, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    I ❤ Chelsssea!!
    BUT- no other Clintons!
    Well- Roger is a loveable silly rogue
    BUT no other Clintons, now, then.
    ❤ to Chels


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