Paul: Bad-Ass Queen Robs the King…

…Burger King, that is.

The other day this sexy bitch crawled into the drive-through window of an uptown New Orleans Burger King and robbed the place at gunpoint. After emptrying the registers she exited back through the drive-through window and drove away. Drag queens, trannies, and homos in general seem to be underrepresented when it comes to armed robbery, no?  The police think that the suspect is a legitimately “a drag queen” (trans) because it was clear through her clothes, hair, and nails that she was actually trying to look pretty rather than just wearing a costume.The police think this means that it’ll be easy to track her down, since a 6’1 tranny isn’t exactly discreet. I don’t think that’s exactly true, if I knew who it was the last thing I’d do is snitch. Nobody got hurt, right? I hope she gets away with it, the queer mafia strikes again!

to watch local news video about this story click here…



5 Responses to “Paul: Bad-Ass Queen Robs the King…”

  1. 1 The Bearded Traveler
    May 19, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    I’m not up on the most current slang,
    so please help-

    would this constitute a “hot mess”? Is that a wrongful thing to assume?

  2. May 20, 2008 at 9:28 am

    wow that is hilarious.

  3. 3 gaycondo
    May 20, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    tranny hot mess, for sure.

  4. May 20, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    Never ceases to amaze.

  5. 5 thehostess
    May 21, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Homo of the Whopper…the truth will always be stranger.

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