25
May
08

Paul: Please, Please Let it be True!

…has Lindsay Lohan gone gay???

In case you’ve missed it, Lindsay Lohan has been spotted all over the place with gold-star gay DJ Samantha Ronson. Either we’re all being played like a cheap fiddle or there is some truth to the rumors that they’ve been getting nasty together. The pair insist they are just friends, but I’m not so sure. If you take a look at Lindsay back in her Disney days I think there are plenty of signs that she’s got a little bit of gay in her. Ronson seems like a total Shane, I can definately see her working some voodoo on seemingly straight girls.

The real shocker is that they were both seen the other day with conspicuous rings causing people to go beserk that they might be getting married. Now that the marriage ban was struck down in California they can do that now. For some reason domestic partnership or civil unions don’t seem quite as romantic, so I don’t think there’s much incentive for Hollywood homos to get one on the fly a la Britney Spears in Vegas, but all bets are off now.

Part of me thinks they’re just fucking with us, and it’s not like I want Lindsay Lohan to become the face of bi women. Either way, the entertainment value of all this has got to be worth something right? Please, please let there be a sex tape!   

 

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5 Responses to “Paul: Please, Please Let it be True!”


  1. 1 The Bearded Traveler
    May 26, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    When I first saw Samantha Ronson (one of those MySpace things),
    I thought she was super-hot, but… I dunno, hanging around
    Lindsay Lohan… I get a baaad vibe from LL… well, that and
    the stories that get reported.

    BAD bad vibe, not good bad.

  2. May 26, 2008 at 8:10 pm

    well, according to my sources, aka local lesbians in “the business” (LOL) it is absolutely true. they are definitely a couple. i carry a general distrust of turned-out straight girls, especially ones like lindsay, but that is my own bias i am struggling to overcome. it would be really cool if it was true and she was like, acting out all this time because of her inner gay turmoil and now, with the help of finding true gay love, she becomes an actress and not just a “starlet.” hmmmm.

  3. 3 thehostess
    May 30, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    Paul…you are a stud. I can’t believe you’ve got the scoop with Lohan and with Rosman. I put you up in a post…Perez Hilton ain’t nothin’ to you honey.

  4. 4 Built this way
    May 30, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    Uhhh….Gold-star? Surprisingly Mr. Paul, not Miss Ronson. She’s no gold-star


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