10
Aug
08

Paul: Angelina Jolie Is Not As Smart As You Think…

 

…could she really endorse McCain???

According to this article from the Huffington Post, Angelina Jolie is still undecided about whether she’ll vote for McCain or Obama. I don’t get “swing” voters. I think that most of them are not very smart, they pick canididates based on stupid shit like who they’d rather have a beer with. I mean, seriously, there is very little consensus on the issues between these two candidates. Not being able to decide which one you prefer suggests that you probably aren’t very politically literate.

Ms. Jolie says that she wants to hear more about what each candidate will do for refugees and poor children in foreign countries. Personally, I am more interested in what we can do for poor kids in this country. It seems like a thinking person would also want to consider heathcare, the enviroment, the war in Iraq, the right to choose, gay rights, the symbolism of finally electing an African American, etc.  

Still, if you want to follow her whole single-issue logic, it doesn’t seem like ongoing war with Iraq, Iran, and who knows were else would be very good for children there. The really sad thing is that both campaigns are aware of her indecision and are courting her for her endorsement.

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4 Responses to “Paul: Angelina Jolie Is Not As Smart As You Think…”


  1. 1 leapsecond
    August 10, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    I don’t know what’s worse, Angelina voting for a candidate based solely on their efforts to help poor, foreign, disadvantaged kids (noble, but illogical), or people who are going to vote for a candidate because Angelina Jolie endorsed them.

  2. 2 The Bearded Traveler
    August 10, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    Yeah, do you want a party that skews
    – for religious interference in government
    – against any kind of gay right (FORGET trans right!)
    – for any kind of armed conflict
    – against government aid or oversight of any type
    – for Justices that limit personal rights and expand corporate rights
    ?

    Uhhh, hmm, let’s see…

  3. 3 Diane
    August 12, 2008 at 8:14 am

    Personally, I don’t know why anyone gives a shit about Angelina Jolie in the first place! She is a bad actress Barbie with an eating disorder who is addicted to having children. The fact she might vote for McCain is further evidence that she’s nuts.

  4. August 13, 2008 at 7:10 am

    Sh*t…now my fantasy has to include her voting Democrat as well as sleeping with me.


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