Archive for September, 2008

30
Sep
08

Paul: Let’s Talk about Shoes…

 

…I mean, everyone else is running this whole economy/election thing into the ground.

We have been bad about posting lately, mainly because I have been preoccupied with other things such as those mentioned above. Jon says I am not allowed to blog about the election anymore, and while I don’t agree to a complete blackout of anything election oriented I will try to focus on other topics. For instance, check out these fugly ass shoes:

Helena Bonham Carter

Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham

WTF are they thinking?!? These shoes are so fug. I don’t even know where to start with the rest of Helena Bonham Carter’s outfit, but the shoes are just stupid. Look at her poor child, clearly he thinking “please do not photograph me with this crazy-ass bitch.” And Victoria Beckham’s been doing a little bit better at not looking like an alien, but look at those fug-ass boots! Those look like they would fucking hurt! Supposedly canitlevered heels are going to be the next big trend a la Ugg Boots. Don’t buy into gimmicky shoes, people!

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28
Sep
08

Jon: Will someone please buy me these shoes?

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I know that I have spazzed out over Cydwoq shoes on here before,  but I thought this dandy little pair earned the brand yet another post. I fucking love these shoes…

28
Sep
08

Paul: Music Video Monday

Goldfrapp – Ride a White Horse

25
Sep
08

Jon: I’m kind of in love with you Sarah Silverman…

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… Dear Beth, Andy,Taylor, and everyone from New Jersey:

20
Sep
08

Paul: OMG, Who Knew??

 

…John McCain is really short!

Roughly as short as Tom Cruise, actually. He doesn’t seem like much of a threat anymore, does he?

It’s not that I have anything against short people, but it is kind of a liability as far as the election goes. It may be unfair, but tall people have an innate advantage at life. I am lucky enough to be 6’4″, I used to think it was a bit too tall but it certainly beats the alternative. When you look back at past elections, the taller candidate usually wins. Obama is a respectable 6’1 1/2, more than 5 inches taller than McCain. If McCain were elected he would be tied with Martin Van Buren and Benjamin Harrison for next-to-shortest president of all time. When you adjust for the fact that people are taller these days than they were back in the 1800’s, McCain would really be shortest one ever.

I don’t condone height-ism, but I think that when people see the two candidates side-by-side at the debates the height difference will really affect people’s impressions. If it isn’t obvious how much taller Obama is, you gaycondo readers will know the truth: that McCain is sitting on a phone book behind that desk, or perhaps he has platform shoes.

18
Sep
08

Paul: Presidential Candidate Halloween Masks…

 

…could this really accurately predict the outcome?

One would hope that issues would matter more than who you’d rather be for Halloween. I’m not sure how accurate this is, but I’ve heard that for the last 30 years the winner’s masks have always outsold the loser’s.  Personally I think it would be fun to do John and Cindy McCain with Jon. I’ve never really done drag, but I’d rather be Cindy, pill-popping ice queen. Perhaps I’d give myself a black eye to go along with the arm splint.

This online costume store claims that their sales have accurately determined the winner since 2000. I guess the 2000 election is debatable, but most of our readers will be happy to know that Obama is ahead. As a sales tactic they have turned their site into a sort of unscientific poll. You can even see who’s ahead state-by-state. Check it out and get your Obama masks now!

17
Sep
08

Jon: We are all fighting….

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We were all fighting about politics, and now I am posting a picture of election cookies and Paul and Em are still fighting….

Yay cookies…




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