Paul: Let’s Talk about Shoes…


…I mean, everyone else is running this whole economy/election thing into the ground.

We have been bad about posting lately, mainly because I have been preoccupied with other things such as those mentioned above. Jon says I am not allowed to blog about the election anymore, and while I don’t agree to a complete blackout of anything election oriented I will try to focus on other topics. For instance, check out these fugly ass shoes:

Helena Bonham Carter

Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham

WTF are they thinking?!? These shoes are so fug. I don’t even know where to start with the rest of Helena Bonham Carter’s outfit, but the shoes are just stupid. Look at her poor child, clearly he thinking “please do not photograph me with this crazy-ass bitch.” And Victoria Beckham’s been doing a little bit better at not looking like an alien, but look at those fug-ass boots! Those look like they would fucking hurt! Supposedly canitlevered heels are going to be the next big trend a la Ugg Boots. Don’t buy into gimmicky shoes, people!


4 Responses to “Paul: Let’s Talk about Shoes…”

  1. 1 gaycondo
    October 1, 2008 at 12:31 am

    The shoes are Z-Coil shoes… I saw a lady on the train wearing them the other day… They are so ugly and wierdly reminicent of 90’s outlet store faux-tech sneakers… they are also a blatent rip off of (almost as ugly) Nike Shox sneakers which have been all the rage in athletics recently…

  2. 2 The Bearded Traveler
    October 1, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    HBC’s shoes ARE FUNNY!!! I half-expect to see those worn by
    Dick Van Dyke in a wacky Disney movie nutty-professor role…
    they are CHITTY CHITTY BANGBANG shoes, for damn’s sake.
    Or Shitty SHitty, whichever.

    I do love HBC still…. can’t remember the last time I went to a movie of hers, but…

    Miss Victoria is just…. trying to show off by how much she can
    abuse her calf-muscles, it seems. I mean, that CAN’T be comfortable.
    I feel stupid for even asking if the human leg should DO that for 10
    hours a day, cuz… I mean, the answer’s NO, si?

  3. October 1, 2008 at 11:54 pm

    I kind of like the rest of Helena’s outfit. She just looks like a funky gothy mom. Do we really have to expect so much of celebrities when they’re just taking their kids to preschool?

    As far as the cantilevered heels.. They just can’t be popular like UGG boots. Because although UGG boots are hideous, they’re also really comfortable. There is absolutely NO WAY those things are comfortable.

  4. October 17, 2008 at 8:43 am

    though the z-coils are totally hideous, i’ve always loved helena bonham carter’s style- perhaps most accurately described as “madcap.” she does what she wants, you know? and she wants to wear petticoats and never do her hair.

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