16
Oct
08

Paul: Project Runway, Portland won…

 

…congrats, Leanne.

Project Runway is like gay football, and our team fuckin’ won, bitches. I am surprised that I have never seen her label in local stores, but still, I am glad that we have our own little gelfling to call a winner. Jon is such a fag, he said that Kenley’s collection looked like Bellenciaga (before that Nina “horse-face” Garcia did.) And, he thinks that Korto’s looked like Max Azria.  I think that we can thank JLO for this, had she actually shown up and been the guest judge she would have picked the tackiest Miami shit available.

Check out the collections, with commentary:

Leanne

Korto

Kenley

Portland is like the fashion capital of America now. Don’t move here, bitches.

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3 Responses to “Paul: Project Runway, Portland won…”


  1. 1 Nate
    October 16, 2008 at 11:16 pm

    Yes, Portland is the fashion capital of the world now, so of course Leanne is moving to NYC.

  2. 2 gaycondo
    October 17, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    Yeah, I read that today, too. I redact my praise for her, she’s dead to me now.

  3. 3 The Bearded Traveler
    October 18, 2008 at 11:38 am

    At least she didn’t move to Seattle.


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