Project Runway is like gay football, and our team fuckin’ won, bitches. I am surprised that I have never seen her label in local stores, but still, I am glad that we have our own little gelfling to call a winner. Jon is such a fag, he said that Kenley’s collection looked like Bellenciaga (before that Nina “horse-face” Garcia did.) And, he thinks that Korto’s looked like Max Azria. I think that we can thank JLO for this, had she actually shown up and been the guest judge she would have picked the tackiest Miami shit available.
Check out the collections, with commentary:
Portland is like the fashion capital of America now. Don’t move here, bitches.