03
Nov
08

KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: Election Eve

Just ask yourself, whose facial expression would you rather represent you?

john-mccain-vs-barack-obama-smile

Even Palin’s cheerleader-esque pep rallies can’t justify McCain’s “Drill Baby Drill” face.

Final Thoughts on Election Eve:

So tomorrow is the day America will either pull it’s head up from under the sand or bury itself a lot deeper.

I’m pretty sure everyone knows the light is near.

Obama is everywhere. He is on television right now. McCain rejected the invitation to speak by the same network. Palin has been topping off the campaign for him. I would think he would want to drive it home for the grand finale. This makes me think that even if McCain was to pull through, Palin would be severely present in his presidency. Lucky for Obama supporters, this seems to turn Republicans off.

Even though it looks like Obama is going to plow, through, undefeated I would like to present the following quote I heard directly from the lips of David Sedaris:

“To put them [undecided voters] in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

I mean, really, what’s to be confused about?” – David Sedaris [read the full article in The New Yorker]

Of course, live, David Sedaris referred to the second plate consisting of HUMAN SHIT.

That’s how important this election is.

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