Oh and how many Americans love to celebrate holidays that depict murderous debauched scenerios (ahem, Columbus Day, Xmas (Jesus plundering through a virgin), Easter (risen from the dead). Thanksgiving is no exception. Americans love us some face stuffing opportunities of turkey sacrificial glut!!!
For all the turkey’s out there: The blood you shed shall be in my belly and this video was made for you (and all your vegan supporters):
But seriously, even if you don’t like the gory history of Thanksgiving or the inevitable excess of food there is a lot for us to be thankful for.
2. Staples of life (love, food, clothes, shelter, friends)*
3. Having a job in this day and age*
4. Beth’s Infused Vodka
5. Free Speech which allows us to say whatever the eff we want on gaycondo.com
If you aren’t too busy getting shit faced, hugging your friends telling them how much you love them or falling asleep on that wacky chemical found in turkey, we would love to hear what you are thankful for!
* If you don’t have these terrific things in life I promise to keep you in my thoughts so miracles will happen