KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: Happy T(of)urkey Day!!!

Oh and how many Americans love to celebrate holidays that depict murderous debauched scenerios (ahem, Columbus Day, Xmas (Jesus plundering through a virgin), Easter (risen from the dead). Thanksgiving is no exception. Americans love us some face stuffing opportunities of turkey sacrificial glut!!!

For all the turkey’s out there: The blood you shed shall be in my belly and this video was made for you (and all your vegan supporters):

But seriously, even if you don’t like the gory history of Thanksgiving or the inevitable excess of food there is a lot for us to be thankful for.

2. Staples of life (love, food, clothes, shelter, friends)*
3. Having a job in this day and age*
4. Beth’s Infused Vodka
5. Free Speech which allows us to say whatever the eff we want on gaycondo.com

If you aren’t too busy getting shit faced, hugging your friends telling them how much you love them or falling asleep on that wacky chemical found in turkey, we would love to hear what you are thankful for!

* If you don’t have these terrific things in life I promise to keep you in my thoughts so miracles will happen


4 Responses to “KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: Happy T(of)urkey Day!!!”

  1. 1 The Bearded Traveler
    November 28, 2008 at 3:00 am

    a lot of those things you said and
    1) family members who are together
    2) high-Voltage rock and roll
    3) international food- Ethiopian, Indian, Thai- besides just regular food
    4) uhh, things that are censored! Not the fact that they ARE censored, but
    I’d better censor them HERE!
    5) the sticky icky (not to be confused with #4; I’m talking about a plant here)
    6) drag and gender-f-ing
    7) money (I mean, not to be MATERIAL, but ya know, it gets you stuff)
    8) when you can get stuff WITHOUT money
    9) funny people like The Kids In The Hall, Stella, Channel 101
    10) surrealismo

  2. 2 EM
    November 28, 2008 at 11:02 am

    funny you should say international food. i totally had a dream last night where we went to a mexican restaurant in san diego. it was very tasty!

  3. 3 Leslie
    November 28, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    ………..and I am thankful for gaycondo!!!

  4. 4 EM
    November 28, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    aw, how sweet 🙂

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