America’s sweetheart turned 33 today. I saw this posted on some other website and it made me think, damn I miss that bitch! These days she has switched from Reform Judaism to the more conservative variety (lame) and has been popping out babies in Los Angeles. Did you know that she has a college degree in Neuroscience, Hebrew, and Jewish Studies??? That’s great and all, but when the fuck is she going to be on Dancing With the Stars?
Here she is in Beaches. Jon thinks that she looks like Sarah Jessica Parker (SJP looks like a slutty 13 year-old Jewish girl).