I love that Sarah Haskins makes fun of that blood fart Cat Power’s diamond commercial…
I was just asking my friend Kyle if he had gotten me some Christmas jewels
last night, after some ad like this came on TV. I reminded him that it is
recommended to spend 1/1/0 of your salary on your friends’s Christmas diamonds;
he said that was fine since he’s now unemployed.
I then reminded him that they DO sell diamond dust!
Also- I’ve thought for a long time that the woman singer in the Jared radio ad
(“It can on-ly be JAAAA-RED!”) sounded a little mental… and I do a pretty wicked
impression of the Shayne (sp?) Co. spokesguy. (I listen to a fair amount o’ radio
oops, that was “1/10.” I’m not sure what “1/0/0” would represent.
pps- it’s like I decreed on Saturday night:
Diamonds are FAKE!
Jewelry-as-significant-sign-of-affection is fake!
DeBeers-manipulated diamond values are fake!
my god, “blood fart”?
yes, yes. Blood Fart.
Can you think of a more appropriate (or hilarious or immature) description for Chan Marshall’s recent transformation into a boring easy listening/office radio musician?
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