Are you ready, Gay Condo readers? Are you ready for it? Are you ready for what is, hands down, no questions asked,
the worst street fashion to EVER appear on the internet?
You may remember our old friends over at Hel Looks. I don’t abhor them as much as Jon, but in all fairness they really have documented and featured some of the worst street fashion in the western hempisphere. But they have also featured some pretty interesting stuff and their photography is second only to the Sartorialist. Also, I like the little profiles of the subjects. But… this one… I can only assume it’s a cruel joke that they photographed her and featured her on their site.
So are you ready?
Sweet almighty! WHY!? WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE LIKE THIS?
It’s like an American Apparel window display made love to the ghost of late ’90’s teen pop and gave birth to this outfit. I would feel worse if this was a teenager, but she’s not, this woman is totally an adult and really should know better than to go in public in such a puffy crotch camel-toe situation. Oh my stars… Part of what’s so terrible about it (compared to other Hel Looks) is that it’s just so mundanely bad. At least this girl had the nerves to look spectacularely silly, but poor Heidi (the young woman above) can’t even, like, bedazzle her spandex. Nope… She just worse some ill-fitting Target cast-offs with big earrings and called it a day.