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Jon: If only Sasha and Malia were as cool as Spain’s first daughters…


I’m going to assume that this isn’t the only blog you read, and therefor you have already seen the whole goth spanish first daughter thing about a 47 times. Everyone is acting like it’s so funny, but I know that in reality they are just like me: jealous

Jealous because the most interesting thing about any American first daughter in recent memory is that they were maybe a little awkward (*ahem*).

Anyway, I thought I might inspire the fates a little by creating this startlingly accurate and lifelike rendition of a more perfect potential future first family.



Got any good leads?

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