The “Phelps Spike”…

In Case You Were Curious….

This is what happens when you write a blog post called “Michael Phelps Sex Tape”.

Paul: Michael Phelps Sex Tape…

 

Michael Phelps is so much fun to watch swimming. With all that endurance he must also be fun to watch in the sack, right? We all knew it was only a matter of time before someone would come up with this…

Yeah right, suckers. In truth, this was sort of a plot to get thousands of hits for the blog. How many people are searching for Michael Phelps’ smut??? We’ll keep you updated. It’s hard to believe that no one has snuck a camera into the lockeroom yet, though. 

We aren’t going to leave you with nothing, though. Here is Phelps in an underwear ad. I am not so sure that he has a future in the modeling business. Perhaps underwear is best because they frequently don’t show a person’s face. I’m not going to say anything negative, but I have heard others suggest that he may be a butter-face.

Also, is anyone else completley sick of everyone talking about how much the guy eats for breakfast??? If I hear about that one more time I am going to flip out!