30
Jan
08

Paul: A Message to Jennifer Lopez…

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…just because you’re pregnant it’s no excuse to dress like a goddamn clown!

Many of you will remember this hideous number from back when she was still denying the baby rumors…
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Admittedly she’s further along now and full of twins, but this recent one reminds me of grimace in a choir robe…
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this one makes her look like she’s got cancer rather than babies…

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It doesn’t matter how expensive they are, maternity clothes are ugly as sin. I guess it’s hard to be fabulous when you have two parasites making you look like a giant potato, but oversized frilly shit and monster pleats don’t help.


2 Responses to “Paul: A Message to Jennifer Lopez…”


  1. January 30, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    the world needs way more references to grimace. kudos!

  2. January 31, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    I would pay ALL the money I have just to not have to see the phrase (ugh) “baby bumps” (ugh, ugh) every time I go on Yahoo. I swear, one of these days I’ll just have to break down and set BBC News as my homepage… WHAT is the obsession with celebrity pregnancy gossip lately???

    There are some freaky-ass old McDonald’s commercials on YouTube, when Grimace is evil and has multiple arms. One of them stars Jodie Foster, too:


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