Paul: A Message to Jennifer Lopez…


…just because you’re pregnant it’s no excuse to dress like a goddamn clown!

Many of you will remember this hideous number from back when she was still denying the baby rumors…
Admittedly she’s further along now and full of twins, but this recent one reminds me of grimace in a choir robe…

this one makes her look like she’s got cancer rather than babies…


It doesn’t matter how expensive they are, maternity clothes are ugly as sin. I guess it’s hard to be fabulous when you have two parasites making you look like a giant potato, but oversized frilly shit and monster pleats don’t help.


2 Responses to “Paul: A Message to Jennifer Lopez…”

  1. January 30, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    the world needs way more references to grimace. kudos!

  2. January 31, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    I would pay ALL the money I have just to not have to see the phrase (ugh) “baby bumps” (ugh, ugh) every time I go on Yahoo. I swear, one of these days I’ll just have to break down and set BBC News as my homepage… WHAT is the obsession with celebrity pregnancy gossip lately???

    There are some freaky-ass old McDonald’s commercials on YouTube, when Grimace is evil and has multiple arms. One of them stars Jodie Foster, too:

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