KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: February in Review

YAY! Gaycondo is officially two months old! Let’s celebrate by re-reading my favorite posts of the month:

Jon: Yeah, I’m From Freakin New Jersey: Featuring a video by a thick accented New Jersey couple asking each other ridiculous body-function related question. I am a huge fan of Seinfeldish every day humor (ie. farting, peeing in showers, awkward moments) and loud people who laugh at their own jokes thus making me laugh because the sound of their voice is hilarious.

KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: Amy Winehouse @ Grammys: Not only did she inspired Grammy voters to hand it all over, she also inspires people to make hilarious parodies of her music.

Paul: While We’re on the Subject of Amy Winehouse: Amy Winehouse + Blake = modern versions of Sid + Nancy?! Check out this photographic comparison

KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: The Legend of Billie Jean: A true love story on how the gaycondo scooter, Billie Jean, came into our lives…

Em/Beth: Happy V-Day + Our 3 Year Anniversary: Not only is February Gaycondo’s 2 month anniversary, it is also Em/Beth’s 3 year anniversary! Watch our disgusting photo booth video you jaded fucks! You’ll like it!

Jon: Polaroids are AMAZING: Did you know there was a You-Tube-ish website for the aspiring photographer to upload their poloaroids?.

Jon: WOW!!!: This nature photograph will flip your brain inside out!!!

Paul: I Love Chris Crocker But…: Post “Leave Britney ALONE” fame, Paul details why Crocker is a fashion victim and why you shouldn’t EFF with his mother.

KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: Photographic Appeal: See the photographic fruits of my tragically abandoned hobby

Jon: Chin Implants are fucking awesome!!!: You can really tell the difference!

Paul: France Gall + Serge Gainsbourg: How Serge corrupted an 18 year old into being the best young French pop star….

KEEP IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: Tragically Un-Heard Of: ADAM GNADE: Read about the Bob Dylan/Leonard Cohen of our time.

Jon: Searching for the Truth: Jon’s weekly search will truly enlighten you.

KEEPI IT ON THE BROWNLOWE: ThunderAnt!: Carrie Brownstein transforms from rock goddess to comedic heroine!!!

Paul: My Plan to Get Filthy Rich: If only this blog post DIDN’T exist then maybe Paul could milk the money tit off of Hooters!

Jon: Found On Craig’s List: An AD for a gang street gang in LA! “So if you’re tough enough, just email me and we can start our gang. It doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, as long as you are attractive and have a great body.”

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Paul: My Plan to Get Filthy Rich…

…by suing the pants off Hooters!

Thanks to Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 it’s illegal for businesses to discriminate on the basis of gender, yet over 40 years after passage of that law Hooters refuses to hire male servers in their restaurants. How do they get away with it, you ask? When men sue them for discrimination, Hooters pays them to make them go away. If Hooters were to reclassify itself as entertainment along the lines of strip clubs the courts would agree that being female (with large tits) is a bona fide occupational qualification, but Hooters insists that they are a family restaurant. If your neighborhood family restaurant like Applebees refused to hire female servers you’d think it was fucked up, right? Well this is really no different. As a longtime food server I am more than qualified to perform the duties associated with a job at Hooters. To make my case (and make some money) I need a hot, straight-looking girl with big tits and minimal restaurant experience. We apply on the same day, if the hot girl gets the job even though I have more experience there’s a damn good case that I’ve been discriminated against. Also, if the hot girl is straight I could sue for discrimination based on my sexual orientation pursuant to a new Oregon law. When I file a lawsuit they’ll settle my claim and I’ll split the cash with my hot girl accomplice, I think it would be at least into 5 figures. If you live in Portland and fit the above description drop me a line, Gaycondo comes with a mortgage and I have to pay it somehow.